ORIGINAL: carreraboy
The truth is this, originally a vw beetle 1303s, made in Brazil, then campaigned in la Moccha Torpedos by famous bare chested cigar smoking Pedro de Pedllero .... in his last and fatal race Pedro accidentally threw his butt into the gasolina while stopping for a buzzard embedded in his rear 993 GT2 Evo Banana Wing and set the whole pits ablaze .... the shell was then given to his widow who stored Pedro's ashes. The house burnt down, all were lost but hte shell as it was survived and salvaged ashes and all by the local scrapyard, where it laid for several years before being discovered by a visiting priest who was attracted by the strong spirits emerging from the burnt wreck. He rescued the remains to a holy restorer in Rome, who reincarnated the beetle, but was given the wrong worksop manual having taken the part number from the rear wing .... and it came to past, for this is the word of the Leichtbau ...May lightness be amongst you all ....[8|]
Rumour has it that some squirrel remains were found in the glovebox ....
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