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a wee joke

Jane Smart

Jane Smart

PCGB Member and Party-Girl
3 parrots for sale, one £100, one £200 and one £15.

The woman asks, "why is that parrot so cheap?"

The shop keeper replies "because it used to live in a brothel"

The woman thinks it is funny and buys the parrot.

When the parrot gets home it says "by god a new brothel"

When the two daughters come home it says, "by god new prostitutes"

When the husband comes home it says "by god Keith I haven't seen you in weeks"

[8D]
 
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

A joke on a forum that I've never heard before and is funny as well, well done Jane.

 
A guy was driving a 911 at a hell of a whack along the A90.

A cop car eventually pulled him over, The cop came to the side of the window and asked for the gentlemans particulars, "I don't have them with me" was the answer he received.

The cop asked the mans name and he replied "w@nkbrake". The cop looked shocked but kept asking questions. "Where are you headed to in such a hurry"
the gentle man replied "back to work as I'm very late". "Where do you work" asked the cop. "Balls, balls and ball bearings" came the reply.

After a few minute of two-ing and throwing the cop decided to let the man off with a warning. With that the man sped away in a plum of tyre smoke.

Another cop stopped the same man for speeding a little while later on the same road and went through the details as above.

That evenning in the police station the two cops were chatting about their days and mentioned the guy in the 911. "I pulled him over said one" "Me too said the other" so they decided to go to balls, balls and ball bearings to teach the guy a lesson.

Upon arriving at reception of balls, balls and ball bearings they were greeted by none other then the company owner himself. "Can I help you" he asked ?

"Do you have a w@nkbreak here" asked the first cop. The owner replied "A w@nkbreak, we don't even have time for a tea break let alone a w@nk break"
 
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