Hilux
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire
herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a
wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and
told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were
in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the
conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the
porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect
her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde
answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the
$50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a
Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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