BRAS

[Helen Goff]

just been reading through a american site. they really seem to like dressing their cars up in Lingerie. seems a daft thing to do to a car to me.

think i would rather take my chances on having to do the odd re-spray than drive a car about in ladies undies (the car not me...i always wear ladies undies[])
anyone got a picture of a Boxster with a bra on i really can't imagine it.

 

[Guest]

Cue, all sorts of silly pictures!! []

 

[Mark_Bennett]

i always wear ladies undies

Don't we all?

 

[Guest]

So Mr. Beckham, why do you go under the alias Mark Bennett?? []

 

[Helen Goff]

ORIGINAL: Mark Bennett

i always wear ladies undies

Don't we all?

does claire know about this.? i know you two wear matching t-shirts but underwear may be taking things a bit far.[][][]

 

[Elliot Davies]

ORIGINAL: Mark Bennett

i always wear ladies undies

Don't we all?

i always wear ladies undies

Not me but each to their own [].............

Lumberjack Song

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

 

[Helen Goff]

the micheal palin fan club has arrived.

hooray!!

 

[Mark_Bennett]

does claire know about this.? i know you two wear matching t-shirts but underwear may be taking things a bit far.

I meant I always wear yours. Larry has been selling it at autojumbles for a while now.

 

[Helen Goff]

and he told me he wanted them for cleaning the car[]

 

[Guest]

Some instructions on how to remove someone's bra while driving would be appreciated ! The chance to practice would be appreciated even more !

 

[Guest]

Some instructions on how to remove someone's bra while driving would be appreciated !

Quite how you can reach behind your back whilst driving beats me !

 

[Helen Goff]

instructions on removing Bra while driving.
1)slip hand up back of shirt.
2)pinch clasp of Bra (may need to repeat)untill it undos.
3)slip hand out of back of shirt.
4)slip hand up left sleeve and clast bra strap.
5)pull strap down to below elbow.(now it gets tricky)
6)bend elbow and slid strap down forearm and over Hand.
7)repeat 4-6 for right arm.
8)put hand up front of shirt and pull firmly.

not sure how you would do that to someone else (not something thats ever appealed to me)while you were driving. think you might need to use bribery or the old drink down the front routeen.

 

[Guest]

You'll be telling me next that you can only do it whilst travelling at less than approx. 30 mph, a la new cab. roof.