Caption Competition No: 142

[RSGulp]

 

[Laurence Gibbs]

Dessie's back problem in full view (he thinks he's standing up straight)[]

 

[RSGulp]

Stig: "Where's Hammond?"
Des: "He's over there standing by the white Porsche."

 

[SimonExtreme]

ORIGINAL: RSGulp

Some say this is conclusive proof that Des isn't The Stig. Others say that it is just a ploy to put people off the scent (along with his regular trips to the beach, spins on parade laps etc. etc.)

 

[Fred Hindle]

Des, "I've got this f**king crick in my neck from spinning too much". He said through gritted teeth (another side affect of going into the gravel).

 

[jason]

Des impresses the Stig with his devotion to porsche motorsport by showing him his wing mirror shaped c**k

 

[RSGulp]

"Porsche Club of Great Britain employs 6ft male model to sell memberships at MPH07."

"Porsche Club of Great Britain employs dummy to increase membership at MPH07."

*Delete as applicable. [][][]

 

[Mark_Bennett]

"It's a good job you can't see the finger on my other hand..."

 

[Alexander_Drobik]

OK OK OK ........ don't break my arm I will buy a GT3

 

[RSGulp]

The Stig: "Des, it's your round."
Des: "Yeah, I think I saw the big blue neon sign for the BAR in that direction."

 

[Fred Hindle]

The Stig, "Des taught me all I know about crochet work".

Des, "Yeah, and he was supposed to teach me how to drive in return, never did though".

 

[Melv]

Des: "Don't look now Stig, but the best car in show is behind us...."

 

[Melv]

Des: "Don't look now Stig, but the best car in show is behind us...."