Caption competition!

[pauljmcnulty]

Usual rules apply - no being rude and no prizes.....[]

I'll start the ball rolling with:

" I seem to remember I had a car like this once." or, "The bodywork is a different shape to mine on this side!"

Edited to add - sorry Paul, but we've had a silly picture of John before so it's your turn now....[]

 

[djcla]

"I'm sure that screw must be here somewhere"

 

[Mark_Bennett]

"Paul's recent change of religion meant that frequent prayer-breaks were now required"

 

[Black_JPN]

[Attenborough voice on] Here, we capture see the true 944 enthisiast bowing down in a ritual of prayer towards his car and the masterful god of Chipsaway. [Attenborough voice off]

 

[bennyboy]

Jim was bent over double in pain, having supported the 'Chips away' tent with his head for at least 3 hours!

 

[Fred Hindle]

"Well thats the car done, now to make a start on the floor"

Cheers,

 

[Mark_Bennett]

"Paul realised his tyre pressures were far too high when his new pressure monitoring valve cap flew off and ....ouch! []"

 

[Hilux]

"I knew I shouldnt have ordered extra chillies in my vindaloo after 10 pints last night...............................good job I brought plenty of toilet roll"

 

[Gary C]

Arrrgh, why did I fit spring loaded wheel nuts. !

 

[Guest]

Owner checks bald patch reflection...

 

[Guest]

Overcome with passion Rob and Julie found a secluded spot only to be disturbed by Vincent the Voyeur who set up his "tent" over their 944....

 

[Guest]

man goes for world record on counting Pea gravel 1 2 3 4 5 -----98302 98303

[]

 

[millview]

"That's not a solid gold rivet, it's a wheel nut!"
(What do you mean, 'you weren't in the Navy'?)

 

[morris944s2john]

"(mental note to himself), must remember not to try and put contact lenses in over gravel drive"

 

[Nouveau]

"I wish I were working on the 924S Behind"

 

[ubertub]

patent refused on new nose ratchet

 

[Guest]

the drive in chippy turned out to be abit disappointing

 

[Mark_Bennett]

"ChipsAway - if you are not happy with our work, feel free to kick our operator in the..."

 

[berg944]

oooooooooowwwwww......... must get smaller steering wheel

 

[berg944]

I wish I had disconnected the battery before working on the headlamp[].......help me find the other finger[]