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BillMain

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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new
employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is
so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
 
Ha ha ha Bill were you on the grape juice yesterday? [8D]

What is the news in the PP ? No longer a member I have no idea [8|]

Jane x
 
Funny thing "¦ my membership's run out but they sent me a copy anyway. It came with a printed notice reading:

Region 1 - Scotland South

The PCGB Board has arranged a meeting for R1 members in the evening of Tuesday 26th August, at the Dakota Hotel adjacent to the new Eurocentral interchange on the M8 motorway (A8/M8).

You are invited to come along and meet PCGB Chairman Martyn Molyneaux and Regional Director Chris Clark, to discuss the future of the Scotland South Region. Please take advantage of this opportunity to air your views on regional events, venue for meetings, and of course who should become the Regional Organiser!

I hope to meet as many of you as possible on the Tuesday evening - 7:30pm for 8:00pm.

Thankyou
Chris Clark
Regional Director
 
I missed all that stuff! I just read there was some drive to Gleneagles which means the River House meet is cancelled. WRI on road safety too! What a disappointment.

Anyway Gleneagles T times are booked and dinner table for 12 at 7.30

Anybody else coming as I just have the Edinburgh hard core down for food.

Charles
 
Bill, that tickled me!!!!!

Charles, will probably turn up at Gleneagles at some point. So see you there.

Kx
 
Will possibly come along later in the evening if the weather is nice will take a drive up ........ but not to eat
 
A Glasga joke!!!!!

What do you call a Glasgow Sikh who enjoys karaoke ?




Gupty Singh lol!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D]

See you all next week!
Kim x
 

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