Dereks new Girl Friend

[geoff Ives]

This is an image taken at the Kirtlington Polo Grouns of Derek Sharp and friend.
Captions please. There will be a small prize for the one I like best. The decision will be made in 2 weeks time

 

[964rh]

Dare I say 'Go on, show us your udders love!'

or is that just lowering the tone??[]

 

[944Turbo]

The horse whisperer proves he really does need new glasses

 

[Michael Downing]

Is that a tail in the air or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[tim court]

Pheeew, your breath's bad, stay on your own side of the fence!

 

[Mark_Bennett]

"No No, I said DFC - not BSE..."

 

[Michael Downing]

There seem to be various fluid leaks all over your field. You don't suffer from RMS, do you?

 

[Sundeep]

hello... do you think your skin would look good on my Porsche seats ? [&:]

 

[Helen Goff]

"your talking Bullocks im not parking my 997 in there"

 

[Guest]

Can you wear a skirt next time we go out?

 

[Helen Goff]

Biggles last stand

 

[Guest]

Excuse me madam, do you kow how I get out of this damn enclosure?

 

[Guest]

I assume from the exhaust note .....you are air cooled as well!!!!!

 

[Paul Holroyd]

Are you sure your not a OPC sales rep because your talking Bull "No sir ive told you im a Cow I just work on reception"

 

[paul kelley]

I must stop dating through the internet. You don`t seem to meet the right people any more

Have fun

Paul Kelley

 

[Helen Goff]

" i say, excuse me, is that natural leather finish? have you got a sample i could take away?"

 

[Guest]

"I'm not falling for any of that bull and the grass doesn't looker greener on your side of the fence"

 

[drummerboytom]

"Sorry i can't help you . Try the horse in the next field , he's good at giving directions "

 

[geoff Ives]

Just a thought folks. I didn't point out that that it was a bullock!!!
Keep going with your cations.

 

[Mark_Bennett]

ORIGINAL: geoff ives
I didn't point out that that it was a bullock!!!

"So, have you got any sisters...?"