A young blonde lady new to the area went to introduce herself to the elderley gentleman next door.
I have my own decorating business she said so if you need any work doing just ask me. Well, said the gent , I have a large porch at the back of the house which really needs painting- there is some paint in the shed that I bought a couple of months ago but I have never got round to doing it.
OK, she said, get me the paint and I will do it for you at the right price. The old boy got her the paint and she set to work.
Two hours later she knocked at the door and proudly told him that she had finished. There was loads of paint she said, so I have given it an extra coat at no charge.
Oh and by the way- its not a porch- its an Audi.
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Chris
I have my own decorating business she said so if you need any work doing just ask me. Well, said the gent , I have a large porch at the back of the house which really needs painting- there is some paint in the shed that I bought a couple of months ago but I have never got round to doing it.
OK, she said, get me the paint and I will do it for you at the right price. The old boy got her the paint and she set to work.
Two hours later she knocked at the door and proudly told him that she had finished. There was loads of paint she said, so I have given it an extra coat at no charge.
Oh and by the way- its not a porch- its an Audi.
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]Chris
