Menu toggle

Dyno Day caption competition

Diver944

Diver944

Active member
I had such good intentions to take lots of pics at the Jamsport Dyno Day but unfortunateley this is the only one that I did.

Luckily I think it might be a good basis for a caption competition, so roll up all you sparkling wits

910DC7AA02DC42F9A78777A21BEB326C.jpg
 
' I never thought when I applied for the job as ' Tester for Porsche ' this is what they meant '
 
"You know when they told us Porsches have engines in the back, perhaps they didn't mean this model and we should really be looking the other way."

or

"Well, if it comes off the rollers we might stand some chance of survival by sitting here"

or

" If we both jump out together do you think it will stop before it gets to the building opposite?"

or

Joint winners of the 944 hide and seek competition.
 
Shooting for the BBC's new children's show "Phil and Fen the 944 boot men" is halted when off-camera differences between the stars become all too apparent.
 
ORIGINAL: Chris Preston

.....Probably the fastest communal lavatory in the world....
Click to expand...


If Carlsberg made toilets they'd probably be the best toilets in the world. [8D]
 
Porsche Club members astound Weissach engineers by finding another 500lb of rear downforce at a rolling road test session...
 
And another???


Thumbnail Image


Attachment (1)
Click to expand...

"Well it may not work, but it's lovely and clean under here."

or

"Well if you must leave you equipment under the bonnet you've got to expect me to slamb the lid on it."
 
ORIGINAL: Diver944

I had such good intentions to take lots of pics at the Jamsport Dyno Day but unfortunateley this is the only one that I did.

Luckily I think it might be a good basis for a caption competition, so roll up all you sparkling wits

910DC7AA02DC42F9A78777A21BEB326C.jpg
Click to expand...
Im sure there was a caravan on the back when we started.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Posts made and opinions expressed are those of the individual forum members

Use of the Forum is subject to the Terms and Conditions

Disclaimer

The opinions expressed on this site are not necessarily those of the Club, who shall have no liability in respect of them or the accuracy of the content. The Club assumes no responsibility for any effects arising from errors or omissions.

Porsche Club Great Britain gives no warranties, guarantees or assurances and makes no representations or recommendations regarding any goods or services advertised on this site. It is the responsibility of visitors to satisfy themselves that goods and/or services supplied by any advertiser are bona fide and in no instance can the Porsche Club Great Britain be held responsible.

When responding to advertisements please ensure that you satisfy yourself of any applicable call charges on numbers not prefixed by usual "landline" STD Codes. Information can be obtained from the operator or the white pages. Before giving out ANY information regarding cars, or any other items for sale, please satisfy yourself that any potential purchaser is bona fide.

Directors of the Board of Porsche Club GB, Club Office Staff, Register Secretaries and Regional Organisers are often requested by Club members to provide information on matters connected with their cars and other matters referred to in the Club Rules. Such information, advice and assistance provided by such persons is given in good faith and is based on the personal experience and knowledge of the individual concerned.

Neither Porsche Club GB, nor any of the aforementioned, shall be under any liability in respect of any such information, advice or assistance given to members. Members are advised to consult qualified specialists for information, advice and assistance on matters connected with their cars at all times.

Porsche
Lockton
Pirelli
Officially approved
Oracle Finance
WEX Esso
Collecting Cars
Archant Dialogue
Back
Top