Happy Christmas
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I am travelling up to God's second best country in the New Year, (Dundee to be precise). There are some excellent offers in early January and I've booked the hotel through Saga. My wife doesn't know yet that I've done it through Saga - when she finds out she'll go barmy but the value is terrific. I'll be going up in the Cabrio - as far as I can tell the weather will be wet but no snow.
Best wishes to all for Christmas and New Year.
I am travelling up to God's second best country in the New Year, (Dundee to be precise). There are some excellent offers in early January and I've booked the hotel through Saga. My wife doesn't know yet that I've done it through Saga - when she finds out she'll go barmy but the value is terrific. I'll be going up in the Cabrio - as far as I can tell the weather will be wet but no snow.
Best wishes to all for Christmas and New Year.
paulf968
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Some festive fun.
Things you could say to a policeman if he pulled you over. Courtesy of Gildersleeve on 968.net, hence the US slant.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
any more you could add?
bye
paul
Things you could say to a policeman if he pulled you over. Courtesy of Gildersleeve on 968.net, hence the US slant.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
any more you could add?
bye
paul
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