How Des Sold His Car...

[Melv]

(With apologies to Sniffpetrol....)

Been feeling a bite on ballsack myself in recent weeks, particularly when it comes to diseased Stranger I've had on the backpipe since Septic. Looks lovely in metal betty with Devon fetish interior, and it's got the 3.6-lolita deviate that you want. Had it up for a rissole under five Jacksons but couldn't get anyone even to smell my hair. Finally managed to get some Gary to drop his crisps on it, but only after a I shat in my own socks for three geese over a Welshman. I wish you'd told me Jean, under the kitchen sink at home I've got something precisely designed to remove stains like that. Minty.

 

[Hacki]

ORIGINAL: Melv

(With apologies to Sniffpetrol....)

Been feeling a bite on ballsack myself in recent weeks, particularly when it comes to diseased Stranger I've had on the backpipe since Septic. Looks lovely in metal betty with Devon fetish interior, and it's got the 3.6-lolita deviate that you want. Had it up for a rissole under five Jacksons but couldn't get anyone even to smell my hair. Finally managed to get some Gary to drop his crisps on it, but only after a I shat in my own socks for three geese over a Welshman. I wish you'd told me Jean, under the kitchen sink at home I've got something precisely designed to remove stains like that. Minty.

wonder how you won the war!

 

[tscaptain]

ORIGINAL: Ha

wonder how you won the war!

By cracking the Enigma code and a good sense of humour![]

 

[Hacki]

ORIGINAL: tscaptain

ORIGINAL: Ha

wonder how you won the war!

By cracking the Enigma code and a good sense of humour![]

Lett me just look up ze vort "humour"....[]

 

[tscaptain]

I wouldn't bother - there's no direct translation, apparently

 

[carreraboy]

ORIGINAL: Melv

(With apologies to Sniffpetrol....)

Been feeling a bite on ballsack myself in recent weeks, particularly when it comes to diseased Stranger I've had on the backpipe since Septic. Looks lovely in metal betty with Devon fetish interior, and it's got the 3.6-lolita deviate that you want. Had it up for a rissole under five Jacksons but couldn't get anyone even to smell my hair. Finally managed to get some Gary to drop his crisps on it, but only after a I shat in my own socks for three geese over a Welshman. I wish you'd told me Jean, under the kitchen sink at home I've got something precisely designed to remove stains like that. Minty.

SPAMMER ALERT!!!!

 

[Melv]

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Me ol' rissole -you never taken a car for a spammer under a shade tootsie. Minty yeh!

 

[Melv]

ORIGINAL: Hacki

ORIGINAL: tscaptain

ORIGINAL: Ha

wonder how you won the war!

By cracking the Enigma code and a good sense of humour![]

Lett me just look up ze vort "humour"....[]

Some years ago, on April Fool's day, radio four's Today programme did a bit on how scientist's had isolated the humour gene and discovered that Germans didn't have one!![]

 

[carreraboy]

Makes a lot of sense now ...... been sniffing your Lederhosen?[:-]

 

[Melv]

ORIGINAL: carreraboy

Makes a lot of sense now ...... been sniffing your Lederhosen?[:-]

Oh yes -partic since they have been downgraded to Class B....[]

 

[carreraboy]

Are you sniffing your socks that you s**t in?[&:]

 

[Melv]

ORIGINAL: carreraboy

Are you sniffing your socks that you s**t in?[&:]

Only when I leave my bicycle clips off.....

 

[carreraboy]

Probably waiting for Gray and the Welshman with a packet of crisps while Jean is under the sink ....[8|]

 

[Hacki]

ORIGINAL: carreraboy

Probably waiting for Gray and the Welshman with a packet of crisps while Jean is under the sink ....[8|]

No, Jean is busy with the geese and praying that he´ll keep his bicycle clips on. So no Jean under the sink.

 

[Melv]

ORIGINAL: carreraboy

Probably waiting for Gray and the Welshman with a packet of crisps while Jean is under the sink ....[8|]

So you DID read it and can answer questions!!!

 

[carreraboy]

Mel this is NOT your work mate ... we all know it .... scary thing is how it got scammed ... but at least it's providing some banter on these cold nights .. []