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I am not in the christmas mood at all

Jane Smart

Jane Smart

PCGB Member and Party-Girl
So on sunday I put up my tree and decorated the two bay trees outside my front door and put lights outside.[8|]


Is it just me, or is anyone else full of the joys of Christmas?[:(]

Not sure what is wrong with me this year, normally my shopping is finished by now and they are all wrapped and under the tree. Today I went out and bought three presents. I have a large family, only 47 more to buy [&:]

Jane ~signing off [:(] need to be put in the Christmas mood ~ help [:)]
 
John I have seen photos of your Christmas table in the past, so don't Bah Humbug me you, it looked lovely [;)]
 
I'm trying to talk him indoors into purchasing a tree tonight and some fairy lights. I'm dying to put up decorations too. And best of all is the piggy arriving next week!
 
ORIGINAL: Jane Smart

So on sunday I put up my tree and decorated the two bay trees outside my front door and put lights outside.[8|]


Is it just me, or is anyone else full of the joys of Christmas?[:(]

Not sure what is wrong with me this year, normally my shopping is finished by now and they are all wrapped and under the tree. Today I went out and bought three presents. I have a large family, only 47 more to buy [&:]

Jane ~signing off [:(] need to be put in the Christmas mood ~ help [:)]
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C'mon Jane - getting the tree and lights up is half the fun !!

Done loads of shopping and its all wrapped, but i've not sat down and checked that i've got what i need for all concerned [&:]
 
Jane, neither am I !! I need a few of Santas little helpers!!!! [:D][:D][:D]
(Mmmmmm............what a good name for a christmas cocktail!!!!)
She says getting herself a night cap.
Kim x

PS......where's JK........has he still got MAN FLU!!!!????
 
A Christmas Story (thanks to Stuart Gordon of TIPEC)

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
 
[:D] good one Bill [:D]

Talking about angels, for as long as I can remember, it has always been Jacks job ( my son ) to put the angel on top of the tree, so year after year I have picked him up as he could never reach.

This year was no exception, he still put the angel on the tree, except he is now 6'1" where have the years gone [&:]

Jane x

 
this should make you laugh then


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ORIGINAL: Jane Smart

[:D] good one Bill [:D]

Talking about angels, for as long as I can remember, it has always been Jacks job ( my son ) to put the angel on top of the tree, so year after year I have picked him up as he could never reach.

This year was no exception, he still put the angel on the tree, except he is now 6'1" where have the years gone [&:]

Jane x
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