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peanut

peanut

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is it only me that suffers these trials and indignities ?

Waited 8 years for Wife's dog to die so we can get some new carpets and sofas . Dog steadfastly refuses to die no matter what .[:mad:]
Last month couldn't wait a moment longer ordered new sofa and chair and new carpets ground floor.

Wife goes on a 3 day trip to visit Sister and leaves me to look after dog.[:mad:]

First day dog has diarrhoea and craps on its bed and duvet ,then attempts to bury it.... finally walks the whole mess around on the new carpets. Clear it all up confine dog to Wife's bedroom with no food.

Last night Wife rings to check dog is ok ( never mind me !)...tell her everything is ok . [8|] Whilst I am speaking to her dog comes down stairs and craps the most enormous puddle of diarrhoea I have ever seen, on the new carpet in front of me. [:'(] Then walks to the garden door trailing lots more poo......

Have you any idea how to clean up a big puddle of poo on a carpet ? no nor did I [&o][&o][&o] i can tell you a dustpan and brush isn't very effective [:D]



 
Can't help with any poo removal techniques but can I suggest that you engineer a reversing "incident" involving the car and the offending crap happy pooch . You could then frisbee the flattened corpse into a neighbours garden . Alternatively for other dead dog disposal techniques you could do worse than watch episode 5 , series 4 of the Peep Show - absolute genius [:)]
 
ORIGINAL: stevie d

Can't help with any poo removal techniques but can I suggest that you engineer a reversing "incident" involving the car and the offending crap happy pooch . You could then frisbee the flattened corpse into a neighbours garden . Alternatively for other dead dog disposal techniques you could do worse than watch episode 5 , series 4 of the Peep Show - absolute genius [:)]
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[:D][:D][:D] this thing has got more lives than a cat !
We tried putting it outside the car and letting it run alongside but it always misses the wheels.

The place stinks today . i'm going to let swmbo clean the carpet [:D][:D][:D]
 
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