akwaugh
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I wouldn't normally do this but, having been delegated to do so by the boss I have no choice - so here goes :
What are the ladies wearing next weekend?
Apparently colour and length are important but I can't figure out whether that means a lack of length or whatever. (If I were asking the lads that question it would, of course, provoke a different answer!)
Now I know that such a question is open to misinterpretation or even the odd comment but unless I find the answer to this tricky point I may be chucked out the house, denied food and/or drink or, horror of horrors, might even have to give up all hope of acquiring my next Porsche early in the New Year (See note to Santa below ).
So please help. It's in a good cause. And besides, it's going to be interesting seeing the replies!.
PM me if you're afraid of spoiling someone's surprise.
Cheers All,
Andrew
Oh, nearly forgot, we are of course talking about outerwear rather than underwear - just thought I should clear that up.[
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Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy this year so please send me a nice, used but unabused 911 (996 / facelift) Targa in Black, Silver or Rainforest Green, low miles, leather, good spec. with good history. Ta.
PS - You'll have to park it outside - don't have a chimney.
PPS - If you don't have one a Turbo would probably do.
What are the ladies wearing next weekend?
Apparently colour and length are important but I can't figure out whether that means a lack of length or whatever. (If I were asking the lads that question it would, of course, provoke a different answer!)
Now I know that such a question is open to misinterpretation or even the odd comment but unless I find the answer to this tricky point I may be chucked out the house, denied food and/or drink or, horror of horrors, might even have to give up all hope of acquiring my next Porsche early in the New Year (See note to Santa below ).
So please help. It's in a good cause. And besides, it's going to be interesting seeing the replies!.
PM me if you're afraid of spoiling someone's surprise.
Cheers All,
Andrew
Oh, nearly forgot, we are of course talking about outerwear rather than underwear - just thought I should clear that up.[
]Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy this year so please send me a nice, used but unabused 911 (996 / facelift) Targa in Black, Silver or Rainforest Green, low miles, leather, good spec. with good history. Ta.
PS - You'll have to park it outside - don't have a chimney.
PPS - If you don't have one a Turbo would probably do.
