Tam Lin
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Snappy title for a thread, eh? Prompted by about 3/4 of an hour fiddling. I hope that whoever designed the rear catches at Porsche is now working for McDon@lds.. Together with the bloke who usually works with steel and concrete, but on that day decided a nice 80 Lb piece of glass is exactly what a sportscar needs up top. [:'(]
Top spigots: Adjustable for length and angle, and with a nut that works loose to cause a nice rattle. Some spigots have slots. Some you just get extra dirty trying to adjust the length. All leak 100% guaranteed.
Bottom female locators: Two nuts to loosen and adjust position. If you overtighten, the "jaws" don't work. If you don't tighten enough, the b~ggers move, for that comic supermarket car-park "look mummy at that wally thumping on his hatch with hands full of shopping" effect. And that's assuming the completely overcomplicated release mechanism chooses to activate, either with the front trigger, or the key..
And breathe... [
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Top spigots: Adjustable for length and angle, and with a nut that works loose to cause a nice rattle. Some spigots have slots. Some you just get extra dirty trying to adjust the length. All leak 100% guaranteed.
Bottom female locators: Two nuts to loosen and adjust position. If you overtighten, the "jaws" don't work. If you don't tighten enough, the b~ggers move, for that comic supermarket car-park "look mummy at that wally thumping on his hatch with hands full of shopping" effect. And that's assuming the completely overcomplicated release mechanism chooses to activate, either with the front trigger, or the key..
And breathe... [