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SO IT'S GOODBYE TO BERYL!

Lancerlot

Lancerlot

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An all too brief but exquisitely sweet love affair - but Beryl "the Yellow Peril" has now departed! [:(]
She arrived in a blaze of glory, colour and excitement and filled my life with wondrous anticipation. [:)]

I was to lavish obscene amounts of care and attention upon her (far more than any previous mistress) and, fool that I am, I even gave her 2 full wax polishes and 2 oil changes. When she got wet - I dried her lovingly. [;)]

In return she rewarded me with pleasure hitherto unknown. Every sighting filled me to brim with pride and joy. Words alone cannot describe the sensuous pleasure I experienced within her "" my delight was to caress her wheel and wiggle her joystick.[8|]

I realise such behaviour is quite unfitting a man of my advancing years "" but when the heart rules the head, anything can happen. [&:]

I know I must pull myself together and not succumb to such illicit emotions. After all it is time to move on, but I look back fondly at wonderful episode in my life. [:(]

Now will they allow me on future 997 Register trips with a 4x4 Mitsubishi, do you think? [:eek:]

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Clive, I'm saddend to read you've sold your most excellent Turbo, whilst pleased you managed to sell the wreck on..[;)]
The future is bright (Red probably[;)]), however I see you in a most excellent GT2 forgetting about the mistress of times gone by...

Its such a shame you sold it now as we have the bestest most exciting event ever happening in the world this weekend [;)][:D]

At least the Mitsubishi is still 4x4 [8|]

So, A fond farewell to Beryl and I will miss seeing the golden colour in my mirrors

garyw
 
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