Hello Playmates.
Are you facing another boring bank holiday at home?
A case of your motor sitting in the garage all polished up but nowhere to go ....... is it?
Missus intent on taking root under the duvet is she?
The old crawling king snake growing a little restless perhaps?
The magic of spontaneity a long forgotten experience ........well ....... is it?
Well well well....... what can I say?
They may have the guns but......... we have the numbers.
The weather is looking good on Saturday[].
What more do you need - if you really want it go out and get it!
Set your alarm and join us at 06:00 hrs prompt for a quick one that will get the old adrenaline pumping again (.....if there's a drop left?).
Get together one more time as we leave Woolley Edge Services southbound side for the sensational the magnificent the unforgettable (....possibly) motoring experience that's right here on our doorstep ...... the stunning Oopnorthring Stage 2.
Glorious tarmac magnificent vistas sweeping hand picked A & B roads - this really is UK driving at its best (I kid you not playmates).
All you need is a mobile phone a good pair of Mk 1 eyeballs and a strong bladder (n.b. there are no printed notes or wee wee stops on this run .... erm ...... well ok then ....... but if you nettle your nether regions whilst cavorting in the bushes then at least be able to recognise a dock leaf and know how to use it ...... and don't blame me if you get a rash).
We have a tasty nosebag and a little natter scheduled for 08:30 hrs then time to jump back in your tub and head home for lunch.
Stay close and hang loose and don't let the cars hiss by your window or the warden throw away the key.
Ay thang yaw.
Zeusy.
Arthur Askey ........ and Jim Morrison ……. in the same post ……. well I ask you?
Are you facing another boring bank holiday at home?
A case of your motor sitting in the garage all polished up but nowhere to go ....... is it?
Missus intent on taking root under the duvet is she?
The old crawling king snake growing a little restless perhaps?
The magic of spontaneity a long forgotten experience ........well ....... is it?
Well well well....... what can I say?
They may have the guns but......... we have the numbers.
The weather is looking good on Saturday[].
What more do you need - if you really want it go out and get it!
Set your alarm and join us at 06:00 hrs prompt for a quick one that will get the old adrenaline pumping again (.....if there's a drop left?).
Get together one more time as we leave Woolley Edge Services southbound side for the sensational the magnificent the unforgettable (....possibly) motoring experience that's right here on our doorstep ...... the stunning Oopnorthring Stage 2.
Glorious tarmac magnificent vistas sweeping hand picked A & B roads - this really is UK driving at its best (I kid you not playmates).
All you need is a mobile phone a good pair of Mk 1 eyeballs and a strong bladder (n.b. there are no printed notes or wee wee stops on this run .... erm ...... well ok then ....... but if you nettle your nether regions whilst cavorting in the bushes then at least be able to recognise a dock leaf and know how to use it ...... and don't blame me if you get a rash).
We have a tasty nosebag and a little natter scheduled for 08:30 hrs then time to jump back in your tub and head home for lunch.
Stay close and hang loose and don't let the cars hiss by your window or the warden throw away the key.
Ay thang yaw.
Zeusy.
Arthur Askey ........ and Jim Morrison ……. in the same post ……. well I ask you?