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Jane Smart

Jane Smart

PCGB Member and Party-Girl
Is especially for LBD[:D]

As apparantly, every time someone in "Scotland" posts, her phone alerts her to the new post.[;)]

Can you imagine, with all the posts I have made recently, how busy that has made her phone [8D]

Did I wake you Alison?? [;)]

Poo xxxx
 
You are right Dougie, maybe I should stop posting so much? [8D]

What do you think? [;)]

Jane x
 
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Bloody forum not letting me post in quick succession..........not like that in my day.........with their hoodies and sharp hair...............no respect...........would be able to burn water.
 
Right I have now given up on the LBD baiting. It takes too long and I am a very busy man [8|]


Lol, if only LBD would attach her phone number to the messeges she sends ??? that would lead to some real fun.

EEEHHHHHLLLLOOOOO I am calling from the 3 national bank of Nigeria, can I have your banking details please.
 
Ssshhhh! I'm busy working!
And my phone is on silent to stop it bleeping everytime you lot post more p*sh!
 
I now know why you set it to alert you for every post ??

You have it set to vibrate and you keep it in your pocket, you then keep your fingers crossed inthe hope that it is a buy day on this forum.

I have found out your little secret and now claim my five pounds.
 
ORIGINAL: jamirrorquai

I now know why you set it to alert you for every post ??

You have it set to vibrate and you keep it in your pocket, you then keep your fingers crossed inthe hope that it is a buy day on this forum.

I have found out your little secret and now claim my five pounds.
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I'm blushing at my desk JK. You've worked me out quickly!
 
I take it on quiter forum days, your office rings out to the screams of "Will someone bloody post something, anything will do, even something from Jane"

Here we see the fabled LBD, she is in her enviroment the strangest creature the world has ever seen. She can be found lurking around internet forums on a regular basis, not partaking in the many discussions as you would expect on an internet forum, but ust joining as many as she can for her own perverted reasons.

You will hear the mating cry of the LBD at various times throughout the day in fact I can hear her now "YAAAAAAAAAAAA DANCER" as she recieved another notificaton of a posting.

A truely marvalous specimen, vocal orgasms and a wizz with the latest technology or should that be buzzing with the latest ann summers technology.

xx
 
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