wooden Box..captions please

[Helen Goff]

I really hope this isn't anyone we knows prized Boxster, but i thought you might have some captions for it.

 

[Guest]

With optional large trunk!

Pat

 

[evoke]

Nope. It won't even fit sideways []

 

[Helen Goff]

but the salesman said my woods will fit in the boot.

 

[daro911]

"Stumped"

 

[Dapster]

Where are the kids love?

Oh, they've just popped out to get the Christmas tree in your new car.

 

[Mark_Bennett]

Interesting - look at the tyre sidewalls - not even a little compressed.

 

[Guest]

is that what they call a hardtop[]

 

[John Sims]

It is advisable not to exceed the manufacturers maximum roof rack loading when collecting your Christmas Tree.

 

[John Sims]

In the winter, Boxsters like to burrow into piles of leaves, or under fallen trees, to escape the cold.

 

[John Sims]

"I think that the look of real wood interior trim is a bit heavy for a Sports Car."


In the search for more uses for timber Forests Forever are branching out into automotive products. We see here their prototype Boxster roll cage. Production versions are promissed in either oak or maple and will feature American Black Walnut inlay detailing.

 

[John Sims]

Boxster driver tries to infiltrate Green Peace rally by dressing up as a tree.


"Hey Sarge!!!!
Do ya think I'm gonna pass my camouflage exam?"

 

[John Sims]

It's just as well it wasn't the forthcomming Coupe or the roof would have been ruined.

The new Boxster interior is a real tree t.

"Well darling, at least I missed the fence!"

 

[Helen Goff]

didn't you see the warning sign "Heavy plant crossing"

 

[Jamie Summers]

Swampy had done rather well for himself, but it all went horribly wrong when he went back to see his old mates.

 

[Guest]

is this the car that sadham ordered to escape in?

 

[mikecolquhoun]

Who says women can't reverse park?

The folly of using trunk roads.

Amazing pictures! Two very tall thin people gaze down at the car whilst under the tree on the left hand side there is an especially short man crouching (I think it may be Michael Myers judging by the mask)! Or is this an alien counter? Could this be the Starship Captain's Log?