Zeb is back.....

[rob.kellock]

Well several reliable sources have confirmed the return of Zeb as a paid up member .... After last posting on 1st September, he is back on the forum. Maybe he should join the R18 events Committee or better Motorsport Board, with his invaluable experience as a Director of a nursing home and knowledge of at least 2 Track Days would make sense.

Dare I suggest stand for the main Board at EGM, if there is one

Sorry if this is old hat .....

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[vitesse]

No ,it's just Chapeau ancien-& frankly Zeb is getting to be an old chap-oh well-don't underestimate his potential-he's not just a director but a Managing Director with geriatric tendencies-ideal Main Board material with no allusions of grandure,rich enough to pay his own way but unfortunately full of crap![]

 

[Peter_Bull]

ORIGINAL: VITESSE

........... but unfortunately full of crap![]

Colin you are cruel to our friend from across the border.

Just think - if we can get him to extend his missionary work to the Cotswold area for some time - it might give us time to revoke his visa to get back to Lancashire. [][][]

 

[zeb]

Thanks for the support boys....

I think my own brand of motivational pep talks could be just what the the cotswolds need...[]

I daren't stand still too long though.....I might get co-opted onto the board []

 

[vitesse]

Peter,
You've got to be cruel to be kind-otherwise it will go to his head-anyway less of the Cock & peter Bull stories-why revoke his visa-once he adopts the missionary position in the Cotswolds,they will never let him out of custody,again![]

 

[zeb]

Youve given me an idea for world domination of the club rob.....[]

It could all be done from R18

mac.....security
sue.......cakes
david.....diplomacy
rob......legals
peter....IT
jamie.....media (obviously)
fred.....charm

I've a few other important posts to fill so given time I think I could pull this together.

Colin.....I dont have a post for a cross dressing midget just yet but i'm working on it...[]

 

[gresley]

Fred - charm ??????????????

Andrew W.

 

[vitesse]

Andrew,you've got to remember that the author is that much hallowed corporate body masquerading as Jeremony-unable to utter a kind word if an insult will do-I believe it is the Yorkshire way & his utterances have been know to contain nuts (so beware those with an allergy) as well as substantial doses of sarcasm,cynicism & rheteric.
Actually,I'm just feeling "hurt" at not getting selected as Director of Music.[8|]

 

[Fred Hindle]

ORIGINAL: gresley

Fred - charm ??????????????

Andrew W.

Charm - one of the few things I'm good at, along with dyke jumping (no comments please!), ballroom dancing and double de-clutching.

Cheers,

 

[rob.kellock]

You see what the club needs is strong leadership from a no-nonsense northener, someone not afraid to speak their mind, well liked, well respected, a member of R18 and who drives a 996 Turbo...





Ring any bells? []

 

[Fred Hindle]

Would he introduce the eighteen months subscription for the price of twelve universally or would that remain a 'perk of the job' [8|]

Cheers

 

[vitesse]

Charm - one of the few things I'm good at, along with dyke jumping (no comments please!), ballroom dancing and double de-clutching.

Fred,
So have I been wrong in thinking all these years that the pedals in your cars are a throttle & brake?[8|]

 

[zeb]

ORIGINAL: Fred Hindle

Would he introduce the eighteen months subscription for the price of twelve universally or would that remain a 'perk of the job' [8|]

Cheers

great idea fred....I'll bring that in straight away.

of course we'd all have to travel to south africa to pick up the form......[]



and colin.....I knew i'd forgotten something....Director of music....youre in ! []

 

[rob.kellock]

Director of cross dressing midgets was better for Colin.

 

[vitesse]

I'll have you know,my mother said-"Good things come in small parcels" Colin, as to what was coming in the small parcels,I have no idea.[&o]

 

[Fred Hindle]

ORIGINAL: zeb

ORIGINAL: Fred Hindle

Would he introduce the eighteen months subscription for the price of twelve universally or would that remain a 'perk of the job' [8|]

Cheers

great idea fred....I'll bring that in straight away.

of course we'd all have to travel to south africa to pick up the form......[]

If we can take wives to SA can I choose whose wife I take? []

Cheers,

 

[zeb]

I'd need to check with the legal department fred.....[]

 

[rob.kellock]

Well he can't have mine...






Although I may be tempted to swap her for his 964, 2 camels and a bag of gold sovereigns []

 

[Fred Hindle]

ORIGINAL: rob.kellock

Well he can't have mine...






Although I may be tempted to swap her for his 964, 2 camels and a bag of gold sovereigns []

I didn't realise anyone knew about my 2 camels, damn, and I've only just smoked them!

Bag of gold sovereigns, how about a sow's ear purse half full of copper washers? ( and I'll throw in the answers for next month's quiz and my 944)

Cheers,