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A BIT OF FUN COMPETITION 3 EASY QUESTIONS.........

ORIGINAL: jimmyslr

These GT3 owners have a great sense of humour.... I was at Spa and the Ring with RMA and, unless all GT3 / GT3RS owners are surprisingly ungifted in the driving stakes (quite likely I know[:D]), our cars eat them for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.

It's not a question of horses, but how you tame them[;)]

Stick that in your two ton peni5 extension and sit on it sideways.......don't worry Paul there is an advertising executive out there in Essex who may buy your car through Autotrader.....POWER TO WEIGHT not what you got (obviously you have a phobia about BHP and trying to be bigger) but how you use it Honey..X
 
Oh and my question is:

What's Red weighs 2 tons, has cup holders, umbrella holders, bares no resemblance to it's alleged Cup Car Peer, bought by Irish Dentists and Advertising Executives, built on C4 Chassis and has a wonderful engine......oh and driven by people with a size problem...[;)]
 
ORIGINAL: carreraboy

Oh and my question is:

What's Red weighs 2 tons, has cup holders, umbrella holders, bares no resemblance to it's alleged Cup Car Peer, bought by Irish Dentists and Advertising Executives, built on C4 Chassis and has a wonderful engine......oh and driven by people with a size problem...[;)]
Beat me to it, Des[:D]

Who was it that said that the only useful place for weight was in a steam roller? Maybe that's what Porsche thought they were designing because it certainly wasn't a track car[;)]

 
ORIGINAL: TISPKJ

Here's one for you ...........................

What comes as standard with a measly 260 horse power, is shaped like a brick with rounded off corners, and has the same ride as a school go kart ?

Clue ................. it's not a boxster

well, lightweights - I do apologise on behalf of the heavy mob for that nasty Paul fellow upsetting you boys. The banter about inflatable women was one thing but to THEN GO AND INSULT YOUR CARS!!!!![:mad:][:mad:][:mad:][:mad:]

Even I realise that is one huge step too far![:D][:D][:D]
 
What is it with you 964 RS boys you're always caught up in a fight even though those nasty GT3 boys started it.

I've got an idea......how about a..........JUDGEMENT DAY?

 

ORIGINAL: lee fulford

What is it with you 964 RS boys you're always caught up in a fight even though those nasty GT3 boys started it.

I've got an idea......how about a..........JUDGEMENT DAY?

Let's bring it on...........[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
 
ORIGINAL: carreraboy


ORIGINAL: lee fulford

What is it with you 964 RS boys you're always caught up in a fight even though those nasty GT3 boys started it.

I've got an idea......how about a..........JUDGEMENT DAY?

Let's bring it on...........[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Will there be special events such as a weigh in. Or maybe we should just weigh any equipment considered unnecesary, such as cupholders, umbrella holders.........................[:D]
 
ORIGINAL: SimonExtreme


Will there be special events such as a weigh in. Or maybe we should just weigh any equipment considered unnecesary, such as cupholders, umbrella holders.........................[:D]

As the umbrella 'holder' is actually a cutout in the cill casing surely to 'remove' it would add weight???

Another minor point isn't the weight difference was a mere 190kg or thereabouts???. Easily outweighed by the extra horses of the GT3 and the negative effect a lardy driver/passenger may cause. And judging by the size of some of the 964RS boys heads all the weights in the wrong place too!. (This centre of gravity effect is also compounded by the large package most of the GT3 drivers are rumoured to be fortunately blessed with, low down where it counts).
 
(This centre of gravity effect is also compounded by the large package most of the GT3 drivers are rumoured to be fortunately blessed with, low down where it counts).

Would that be in the a**e department[:D]
 

ORIGINAL: tim court

ORIGINAL: SimonExtreme


Will there be special events such as a weigh in. Or maybe we should just weigh any equipment considered unnecesary, such as cupholders, umbrella holders.........................[:D]

As the umbrella 'holder' is actually a cutout in the cill casing surely to 'remove' it would add weight???

Another minor point isn't the weight difference was a mere 190kg or thereabouts???. Easily outweighed by the extra horses of the GT3 and the negative effect a lardy driver/passenger may cause. And judging by the size of some of the 964RS boys heads all the weights in the wrong place too!. (This centre of gravity effect is also compounded by the large package most of the GT3 drivers are rumoured to be fortunately blessed with, low down where it counts).

THAT'S TWO GARY BULLEN'S.................
 

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