Well obviously there are people who drive BMW's who aren't necessarily "BMW Drivers". Equally there are "BMW Drivers" who don't drive BMW's (a lot of them seem to drive Audi's strangely enough) but they are still "BMW Drivers".
Only you can tell if you are a BMW Driver but obvious traits are:-
a) The assumption that you have a God given right to what ever part of the road you are on and nobody else has.
b) The assumption that as you are of higher standing to everyone around you, everybody else should get out of your way.
c) The belief that, no matter what specification car you are in it is faster, better handling and brakes better than any other car on the road.
d) You have super human reactions (and BMW brakes) so can stop if anything should happen, at any speed, even if you are two foot from the rear of the car in front.
e) Headlamps give you unquestionable sole right to the right hand lane.
f) BMW's are exempt from any hands free mobile phone ruling.
g) BMW ownership allows use of any parking space be it Disabled or Parent & Child no matter what the status of the car driver.
h) Driving unreasonably slowly and weaving from lane to lane, while on the phone, is perfectly acceptable and should be followed by bouts of driving faster than anything else on the road.
i) BMW drivers are omnipotent and, as such any fault is always the other drivers.
j) (Ref i above)Any hooting of a BMW is totally unjustified and should be rebuffed with what ever hand gestures and verbal abuse can be deployed in the available time.
k) (In the event of J above) It is entirely acceptable to pursue other road users who have "wrongly" hooted a BMW in order to extend the available time to continue to unleash what ever abuse might be appropriate.
l) BMW's are exempt from any law of physics which necessitates spacial awareness.
Only you can tell if you are a BMW Driver but obvious traits are:-
a) The assumption that you have a God given right to what ever part of the road you are on and nobody else has.
b) The assumption that as you are of higher standing to everyone around you, everybody else should get out of your way.
c) The belief that, no matter what specification car you are in it is faster, better handling and brakes better than any other car on the road.
d) You have super human reactions (and BMW brakes) so can stop if anything should happen, at any speed, even if you are two foot from the rear of the car in front.
e) Headlamps give you unquestionable sole right to the right hand lane.
f) BMW's are exempt from any hands free mobile phone ruling.
g) BMW ownership allows use of any parking space be it Disabled or Parent & Child no matter what the status of the car driver.
h) Driving unreasonably slowly and weaving from lane to lane, while on the phone, is perfectly acceptable and should be followed by bouts of driving faster than anything else on the road.
i) BMW drivers are omnipotent and, as such any fault is always the other drivers.
j) (Ref i above)Any hooting of a BMW is totally unjustified and should be rebuffed with what ever hand gestures and verbal abuse can be deployed in the available time.
k) (In the event of J above) It is entirely acceptable to pursue other road users who have "wrongly" hooted a BMW in order to extend the available time to continue to unleash what ever abuse might be appropriate.
l) BMW's are exempt from any law of physics which necessitates spacial awareness.
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