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Adrian, forgot to say that I have been back to France many time since I got whacked by that f------g French motor cycle cop, and, generally speaking, apart from being water cannoned when sitting outside a bar in Lyon a couple of years ago ( I was innocent, Guv, I swear ! ), I have not had too many problems. However, when I go next month I shall be clutching in my hot and sweaty little paw a letter from Senator Hillary Clinton introducing me to the Colonel Arvis. K. Pluiter, the Military Attache at the American Embassy in Paris. So, in a way, I shall be attached to the Corp Diplomatique, and therefore have (maybe ! ) some immunity. All I can say, is that I run across that f-------g French motor cycle cop again, there'll definitily be a score to settle and then I'll certainly be putting my diplomatic immunity to the test.......not that having dual US-British nationality is likely to be of much help to me when in a country so anti Brit/Yank as France !
Au revoir,
Steve.
 
Those of you who asked me to keep you up to speed on the developments with the problems I had with my local OPC ( the least of which was that they tried to throw me out of their premises and threatened to call the Police if I didn't leave ! ) will perhaps be pleased to learn of the following :-
I have now received a full written apology and an offer to do the work that I required, but free of charge any charge. Moreover, they have said that it can be done at my house and, as a courtesy, have offered to do that. They are coming to do it tomorrow.
Who says that it doesn't pay to complain !
Cheers,
Steve.
 
I remember Steve (and you never did finish the tale of Sophie the niece) [;)]

perhaps best not to repeat it on the club forum [:eek:]
 
Hello Paul,
I am flattered that you should remember the saga of my niece, Sophie. That all seems like years ago now ! I often toyed with the idea of finishing that story, a part of which (you may remember) stated that Sophie had started dating a young man who was a Royal Marine Commando unarmed combat expert. Well, she has married him now, and given that even his shadow frightens the bejasus out of me, I dare not finish the saga for fear that he'll come crashing through my sitting room window, parachuting into my garden, paragliding through my office skylight, or abseiling down my bleeding' chimney !
Ciao,
Steve.
 
You might find this info interesting....

This was sent to me by a friend but I can't establish the source of his information.

EURO WARNING

Tuesday 4th May

Be aware of the conequences of committing motoring offences abroad.
Leave your radar detector at home...

The RAC Foundation is warning drivers that an increasing number of
British motorists are being caught speeding in France.

Over the Easter weekend, 110 UK motorists caught speeding on the A26
south of Calais incurred on the spot fines while seven Brits detected
driving substantially in excess of the limit and two drink drivers were
arrested and bailed to appear in court. According to reports, these
drivers also had their licences and cars confiscated until their hearings!

In the future, offending drivers may meet even more serious deterrents
if proposed new legislation is adopted by the British Government.

French authorities claim that ten per cent of all motoring offences are
committed by foreigners and are desperate to bring down the high levels
of road fatalities and injuries - double those in the UK. While serious
offenders are prosecuted through the courts, the majority of
misdemeanours - like speeding - are dealt with by on the spot fines of
up to £200.

But now the French want to get even tougher on British drivers who speed
and flout the law and have approached the UK Government and other
European neighbours to sign up to a convention which would extend the
powers of punishment to include penalty points and potential
disqualification when motorists return home.

The Home Office is thought to be considering the plans sympathetically
having already agreed to an Act stipulating that a British driver
disqualified in a European country should also lose their licence here.

It's not just drivers in France who should exercise caution on the roads
this year either. In Spain, from July, that age-old motoring chivalry -
warning on coming drivers of the presence of police ahead - could leave
UK visitors in hot water too as it becomes an offence to do so then. It
will also become compulsory to have a reflective vest in the car for use
in emergencies.

Radar Detectors

The ban on speed detection devices, widespread throughout mainland
Europe, also extends to Spain from the summer when the installation and
use of a radar detector becomes an offence.

Drivers with speed detection devices fitted to their cars can face a
jail sentence, a driving ban, having their vehicle confiscated or paying
a huge fine if they take them to many parts of Europe.

While the radar and laser detectors, which warn motorists of speed
enforcement equipment in the vicinity, have been legal to own and use in
the UK since 1999, many other European countries ban them and impose
stringent sentences for having them fitted in the vehicle - even when
they are not operational.

Punishment for carrying or using such a device can vary from possible
imprisonment in Luxembourg and the Republic of Ireland, to the loss of
licence and car and a fine of up to £1000 in France.

* Definitive information on the legality/illegality of using the
devices in individual European and Scandinavian countries is
difficult to establish but France, Belgium, Greece, Austria,
Turkey, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Ireland, and Norway all operate
bans and will shortly be joined by Spain.

* The harshest potential punishment is levied in Luxembourg where a
custodial sentence of between eight days and three years is
possible. The Republic of Ireland also deals harshly with
offenders and a six month prison sentence is possible.

* France, the country most likely to be visited by Brits, can
deprive you of your car, licence and up to 1500 Euros if you are
caught with a speed detection device.

* Speed detection devices were illegal in the UK until 1999 when a
decision by the High Court reversed the ruling, although the
Government is proposing to make secondary legislation to ban their
installation and use once again - creating an offence which would
attract a maximum fine of £1000 and six penalty points.

* Users tend to be high mileage drivers - typically business drivers
who travel in excess of 22,000 miles a year, have high annual
incomes, who live in rural or semi-rural areas and drive high
performance vehicles.

* 60 per cent of those who use speed detection devices say that they
have become safer drivers since purchasing detectors and three
quarters indicate that they are more aware of speed limits in the
areas in which they are driving.
 
Steve
That's the funniest story I have heard for ages! I don't wish to belittle the pain and anger you went through at the time, but you can put a story together!! Wonder what happened to Deidre?
Cheers,
 
You may well ask, Peter, about what happened to Deidre, a girl I could rely upon to get me into as much trouble as she got me out off. Like all sensible girls she finally decided to blow me out and, being a good Catholic lass she finally settled down with a stalwart Paddy in County Cork.
I often stay with them when I go sea trout fishing in Ballyspittle ( the fact that they own a pub has rather more to do with the reason why I go ! ). I barely got out of that relationship with my liver intact- what a family ! Her Dad was a dentist with practices in Limerick, Cork and Dublin. There wasn't a one of 'em ( parents and 7 grown up offspring ) who could start the day without a few pints of the Old Black Stuff. I could manage that, it was the whisky chasers that I couldn't hack !!!!
Cheers,
Steve.
 
Well - I have got my new toy. Rushed accross to factory last thursday, stopped in lux for the night on friday and then on home saturday. Am well chuffed with it albeit frightened of it too!!! I am seriously considering one of the driving courses where you bring along your own car - A quick blast with the salesman is waaaaaaaay different to living with one. Was very careful on way back to avoid all the horrors outlined above, although did get caught in a hale storm which worried me slightly as the conker sized balls of ice sounded like they were re-shaping the car...

thanks for all the advice...

cheers

Alex
 

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