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Original Porshe 964 RS

fog lights instead of cooling ducts, am I the only one who is suspicious on the authenticity of this car?
 
Mr. h - you have very small name sir.

This make me think when you are born your mummy taken one look at your little man and she say ahhh we gonna HAVE to give him tiny name.

Blessed bank of Nigeria open soonest Mr Jason Watchman. I check if Western Union secure tranfser is landing and get back to you.
 
Apologies my esteemed RS fanboy friends. I have surprise development happen this sunny Nigeria morning (yes strong wind stop now Mr Dailybaste).

I have fresh email from Mr Thomas Schitz, blessings to him, and he bid high for Porsche RS Carrara 964.

He has send 40000 euros and he say to tell you he haf to by my automble to stop ze englander havvin all de guten autos. You understand him? I don't know dutch langauage only nigeria and english.

He has overcut your small offer Mr Jason. I still sell you nice Bolex watch may be? Wen your Western Onion Secure Tranfser arrive at Blessed Bank of Nigeria I send you nice watchs and little box with turnyroundy tings to keep watchs tocking. You have bess deal!

Is sorry my friends, I have put Porsche 964 RS Career in container on ship saling today for hamburg in europe. Mr Schitz he send man with van to collect when car due to land at port in many weeks. His especting to see lightwait I think maybe he get longwait.

I look what other automoble my blessed father have that might be of intrest. But right now I have big job to attend too so too buzy to keep writing you.

Blesed greetings and I scam you soon!

Odabo ekojo meta !!!
 
Do you have any GT3 for sale?

They are giving them away free with packets of Frosties over here?

Very unpopular, usually bought by the uninitiated or those that like to think they have race car but keep it in the garage.
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ORIGINAL: pauldishman

My theory is that Des is on honeymoon and got a bit bored without his friends to play with[:D]
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Thats what I thought if it is then he truly is a GT owner. No air-cooled boy would be on here on his honeymoon when he could be 'otherwise occupied'[:D][:D][;)]
 
Black African Ant, young Charles ..... gives you more grip on the twisty bits, more power on the straight, and always puts you on pole position, not to mention the rumble strips.[;)]
 
Greetings to you Mr Desmond you haf gud traditional Nigerian name.

You sim to know much about African Black Ant?

My blessed sister in lagos she cleener and work evening shift in pharmaciss. She can give you good dose.
 

ORIGINAL: Mr. Ben DiAlibo Nett

Greetings to you Mr Desmond you haf gud traditional Nigerian name.

You sim to know much about African Black Ant?

My blessed sister in lagos she cleener and work evening shift in pharmaciss. She can give you good dose.
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Mr. Nett I never did get that dose been waiting a long time ...... [&o]
 
Ah Good Gracious Mr. Desmond Strudel! Been long see no time!!!

My Sister she is no longer pharmassis in our blessed homeland Nigeria. She get big hipportunity. She haf travel to United Kondom and she now haf a good job in Bootses in Bromley. If you visit da counter at back off store and aks for sumfing fo' da weekend she promiss to give you good dose.

Mr Graham Jason... You haf 2 Christian names blessed be to you but you is very quick to make fun... I haf three word of advice for you Mr Jason.. Stop dreaming... just do it... and if you need a inspektion my Sister haf good medical certfication and big hands.

 
Mr Alibonnet,

Thanks for the offer. I could do with a decent inspection. I'm having another done now, will PM for sisters details[:)]
 
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