ORIGINAL: Dapster
We stayed at the Jumeirah Beach and had an upgrade to the Bhurj al Arab courtesy of a friend of my wife who we bumped into in reception. It was amazing being driven up to the front door in a white Rolls Royce Seraph, all the guests peering in the tinted windows only to find the two of us jump out in shorts and t-shirts and not Brad and Angelina! It was the most garish and tasteless hotel I've ever seen and if it was my own money paying the $9,000 night bill, I would have been seriously disappointed! You do get a two story suite and a personal butler though....
The desert safari was amazing. I used to work at Land Rover a few years ago and have done countless miles on the off road course at Eastnor Castle, even getting an off road instructor licence, but even I was impressed by the capability of the Toyota Land Cruisers on the dunes. What was more impressive was the drivers understanding of the desert. Our chap was driving for an hour accross a seemingly featureless expanse of sand in every direction to the horizon, slowed down, turned left and there was a gate leading onto the exact spot on the highway where we needed to be. Amazing!