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What's the most useless Porsche accessory?

Richard_Hamilton

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One of my daughters bought me this for Christmas - a nice leather Porsche crest-embossed key case. Problem is that the key doesn't fit! Any other nominations?

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A wife? (only joking) [:D]

I would think that hte Porsche Pipe must be up there. Branding for branding sake really
 
Didn't the last survey conclude that the most useless accessory was any given Official Porsche Centre? [:D]:ROFLMAO:[:)] lol
 
Playing 'Devils Advocate', the key case would seem to be a case manufactured by an unknown company and stamped with a Porsche Emblem. It was probably not even designed to take a Porsche key in the first place.

In any event, the most useless genuine Porsche accessory is the Porsche Travel system luggage boxes which do not fit in the front of a 911,if you have a CD changer. Even if you don't have a CD changer, the fit is hopeless.

The second most useless genuine Porsche item is the Alu Tech pocket ashtray ! This little gem has a laser engraved Porsche logo,and a push- button mechanism for opening the lid.The only possible 'optional' use could be for non smokers that pick their noses in the car![:)]
 
NO, NO, NO.

It is the driver.




Or is that just in mine.

(I wanted to agree with the wife one, but she is in the room and I am scared).
 
ORIGINAL: Richard Hamilton
One of my daughters bought me this for Christmas - a nice leather Porsche crest-embossed key case. Problem is that the key doesn't fit! Any other nominations?

I would think the Sat Nav comes fairly close! [X(]
Regards,
Clive
 
Daughters...!!?!![:D]
I am just joking.... I have three of them....and love them to bits...
But somehow daughters and Porsche does not go....[:eek:][:eek:][:eek:]
 
Yes, I'm going to be in trouble for this one; My girlfriend in possession of a road atlas as I am trying to find my way onto the correct bit of Cambridge ring road from within. Never have I known a more poorly sign posted route for a main road. As she sat, open map on lap I asked "Which way?"- Response "How am I supposed to know". Tempers were fraid. I asked for a Satnav for Christmas, it doesn't answer back.....
 
In that vane, surely indicators are totally overkill. You see loads of new cars on the road nowadays that don't have them[;)]
 
ORIGINAL: thboxster

In that vane, surely indicators are totally overkill. You see loads of new cars on the road nowadays that don't have them[;)]

That's right - what are those orange bits on the corners of car for nowadays? There is clearly a new highway code rule that I've missed. "Do not use indicators". No one seems to be using them now.
 
Battery condition gauge (what's it actually show you? Its pretty obvious if the battery doesn't work, and mine was still reading normally despite needing a new battery!) I'd rather have had an oil temp gauge.

Rear wiper.

OE porsche mats which wear visibly again after a short time.
 

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