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What's the most useless Porsche accessory?

My wife bought me a Porsche wallet. However it has no press stud fastening, it just folds in half! One may say so what? However when its in your back pocket the two faces slide across each other thus increasing the overall width and its virtually impossible to then get the wallet out! As a yorkshireman thats probably a good thing but you do look stupid when it takes 5 mins to remove and you pull out the inside of your pocket with it! lol
 
Hi Craig
Never had a wallet that has had a press stud to fasten it (must be another Yorkshire thing too).

All mine have been like you describe and my current Porsche wallet is very nice too. Never had the problem you have had.

I've always associated press studs on wallet as akin to carry a purse with change in!

Maybe its down to the pressure from you backside when you sit down [:D]

Now I have never seen, you but maybe you have a fat ass and it crushes the wallet!!!!!![;)]

PS - only kidding about the fat ass!
 
ORIGINAL: Peter Bull

Hi Craig
Never had a wallet that has had a press stud to fasten it (must be another Yorkshire thing too).

All mine have been like you describe and my current Porsche wallet is very nice too. Never had the problem you have had.

I've always associated press studs on wallet as akin to carry a purse with change in!

Maybe its down to the pressure from you backside when you sit down [:D]

Now I have never seen, you but maybe you have a fat ass and it crushes the wallet!!!!!![;)]

PS - only kidding about the fat ass!
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Wallets in Yorkshire usually have locks on them (and no key to fit) . Does your ass still have it's own postcode Craig or has the enforced diet worked.
 
ORIGINAL: Fred Hindle

ORIGINAL: Peter Bull

Hi Craig
Never had a wallet that has had a press stud to fasten it (must be another Yorkshire thing too).

All mine have been like you describe and my current Porsche wallet is very nice too. Never had the problem you have had.

I've always associated press studs on wallet as akin to carry a purse with change in!

Maybe its down to the pressure from you backside when you sit down [:D]

Now I have never seen, you but maybe you have a fat ass and it crushes the wallet!!!!!![;)]

PS - only kidding about the fat ass!
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Wallets in Yorkshire usually have locks on them (and no key to fit) . Does your ass still have it's own postcode Craig or has the enforced diet worked.
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Diet is work in progress Fred!
And Peter with a surname like that I'd expect nothing else from you![:D]
 
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