Woodvale Rally

[vitesse]

We 'd better not try Ray-he's trying enough-and amari means nothing-weren't they a holding company for inflatable sunbed manufacturers?-at least on one of those ,you could try ray or at least sunrays.

 

[zeb]

I'd hoped after you banging yourself on the head (twice!) colin that your jokes would improve how wrong I was.....[][]

 

[vitesse]

Jeremy, That was not a joke,that was a play on words-hard for a missionary from the wrong side of the Pennines having not developed the necessary deep understanding of the Lancashire langue-however ,this weekend,I am playing in a hockey tournament down in Cannock where with a little luck,I may receive further blows to the head which may correct my chucklebox inexactitude.

 

[rob.kellock]

ORIGINAL: VITESSE We 'd better not try Ray-he's trying enough-and amari means nothing-weren't they a holding company for inflatable sunbed manufacturers?-at least on one of those ,you could try ray or at least sunrays.

Have you been smoking those funny cigarettes again? Just say no kids!!

 

[ray stobbs]

if the cap fits then yes i was going to say hes the bigger of the two of you but he may take offence

 

[zeb]

you meant faster ray.....[]

 

[rob.kellock]

Now there's a proper joke!!

 

[vitesse]

So is an improper joke a blue joke?

 

[rob.kellock]

Best avoid a bit of blue on here, the mods may not like it!

 

[Wilsonjr]

Hello Chaps in response to your many kind posts - i have been away last week on my world tour with Louis Walsh (separate hotel rooms though!!) anyway I wont be back until the Concours event on Wednesday evening, as I have a test drive on tuesday in spain with Richard Hammond and the new lambo.... tough life[]. (please dont be disappointed Jez) but apparently Heaves Hotel rang my agent today to ask how I would like this years trophy engraving - sponsored by Piz buin of course!!! Anyway look forward to seeing you all at My Concours event Wednesday...... Good luck with JW endorsed Overalls Jermey... glad i could help out..anything for charity[] must scoot got a photo shoot in 5mins with some F1 girl called Fiona???

 

[vitesse]

Right lads-now I am starting to know what you mean-bit of a let down knowing Jamie is into blow -up dolls & with his self promotional style,I don't think it's worth my while polishing the e-bay car for his concours on Wed-big let down![]

 

[zeb]

To save any confusion, I've already voted for Jamie in the concours. In a pathetic attempt to emulate his sucess i've stopped using autoglym and followed jamie's lead by doing the turbo top to bottom in ambre solaire......[]

 

[rob.kellock]

You've been using auto glym? No wonder you never win! Ambre solaire all the way for me - Mac recommended it and not only does he judge concours competitions, he has a great tan too. Jamie, sounds like you had a great trip! Regards to Louis ;-)

 

[zeb]

No rob, I use meguiers but I can't spell it....[]

 

[vitesse]

It-simples![]

 

[rob.kellock]

It's Meguiars you 'tard!

 

[zeb]

see....told you I couldn't bloody spell it !

 

[rob.kellock]

Get some Swissvax off Andrew Mearns and you might be in with a chance - he even helped our esteemed President prep his car last year [] Anyway, it's all very well having a bit of banter on here but where's all your moral support when I get my arse kicked all over the 996 forum? If it wasn't for Peter Bull I would be Billy no mates [X(]

 

[zeb]

where??? I do have to do some work in between slandering you on the internet you know !! []

 

[Peter_Bull]

ORIGINAL: rob.kellock ....... our esteemed President prep his car last year []

President!!!!! That'll suit Barry!