1. Mustang - not the new one but the current sheds you rent with a completely asthmatic engine, shocking plastics and awful build quality
The others have already been mentioned
2. Daewoo - any, but Nubira springs to mind (even GM have killed the name now)
3. Princess - I don't get motion sickness, and it is the only car that ever made me feel ill
4. Maestro
And finally
5. Triumph Spitfire. Someone might love this, but it's hardly state of the art, it's noisy, cramped, built from biscuit tins and even 30mph feels "exciting".
For styling I would go with the Ford Scorpio - what were they thinking.
Also, a bit controversially, I think the Bentley Continental GT (new coupe) looks bl**dy awful, and it's a real footballers car, which may come back to haunt them when the coolness wears off.
First car for me was a Datsun Stanza, hmmm. Not the last word in handling or acceleration, although the brakes were good. One of the cam bearing holders pulled the bolts out of the head, where it had been shoddily serviced (and clocked), the engine mounts were knackered (and v. expensive) and the driveshaft cv joint failed.