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CAPTION COMPETITION 2006

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Atlantic Ocean - 2 US Navy personnel on the USS Eisenhower have today been court marshalled to appear before a special hearing in regards to a 'farting prank' that literally backfired.

US Naval officers S Lyden-Brown (aka Marlin) and W Weideking will have to answer questions in relation to the dissappearance of Rear-Admiral's newly kitted out bullet-proof Dodge Pickup from the deck of the USS Eisenhower and how it was found 2027 miles away smashed into the side of a Ralph Lauren at Bicester Outlet Village in Northamptonshire, England.

Reconstruction of the prank by Steve LB
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Rear Admiral's Dodge Rear!
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Reporter Simon Mattinson (Carrera4 publication)
 
The DNA (National Dislexia Association) sponsored entry in the local rally got into difficulties after an arguement about "flat right over crest"!
 
Defendant:-
" Sorry your honour but you did say my ex wife was to get the truck n the house in the divorce agreement"

Allan
 
In an unexpected turn of events, Al Qaeda looks to surprise America by pretending to be your average Dodge pickup driver.

Whilst not confirmed, It is thought that the idea for this attack came from a number of newspaper articles about Porsche GT3s ending up in the front of peoples homes. All the drivers involved claimed that the reason for these incidents was simply the distraction of cup holding devices.
 
PCGB Regional Secretary drives truck through Contract of Co-Operation and Conference Minutes.........[;)]
 
ORIGINAL: carreraboy

A suitable prize will be donated from my fine collection of wine........for the most original entry.........[;)]
Entries close Jan 31st Mel and Des decision will be final.........[:D]


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Johnny opened his hi-powered Acme Magnetic Set, Christmas morning while his parents slept..........and did not read the warning...!
 
I will say some very very good entries so far as feb 4 is cancelled Melv and I will deliberate.........and announce the Winner Feb 1ST so only a few days left........my Chateau 2006 is about ready for drinking............
 

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