CAPTION COMPETITION 2006

[Melv]

Better make that two bottles Des -we'll need one in order to help us decide....[]

It's gonna be difficult........

 

[carreraboy]

Very very high quality of entrants..........think I can find another early bottle of Chateau Chunder 2006..............[]

 

[carreraboy]

YOUR FINAL CHANCE TO ENTER WILL BE JUDGED TONIGHT WHILE HAVING A CURRY AND BEER WITH MELV..............................................

 

[juliany27]

"Simon {carrera4boy} celebrates winning £100 million on the EuroLottery by driving straight home to celebrate."

 

[Michael Downing]

John Prescott's policy of high speed new house building takes the owner of one parked vehicle by surprise...

 

[SimonExtreme]

The latest "installation" at the Tate Modern - "House - Car - House" was the centre of controvicy when the artist changed the name to "Homage to Women Drivers". One respected commentator, Mr Ron Smithson stated " This is a complete break with tradition and has ruined any chance of it getting the Turner Prize. You cannot go calling something by a name that really describes what it is ". Mr Smithson is 72.

 

[carreraboy]

And the winners are......................[]

 

[carreraboy]

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[Melv]

ORIGINAL: carreraboy

YOUR FINAL CHANCE TO ENTER WILL BE JUDGED TONIGHT WHILE HAVING A CURRY AND BEER WITH MEL..............................................

And don't I know it!![][&:][&o][:-]

 

[carreraboy]

ORIGINAL: uktrucks

Defendant:-
" Sorry your honour but you did say my ex wife was to get the truck n the house in the divorce agreement"

Allan

THE WINNER .....well done Allan........funniest category

 

[carreraboy]

ORIGINAL: carrera4boy

[FONT=courier new"]Reuters Press 2/1/06
Headlines
Atlantic Ocean - 2 US Navy personnel on the USS Eisenhower have today been court marshalled to appear before a special hearing in regards to a 'farting prank' that literally backfired.

US Naval officers S Lyden-Brown (aka Marlin) and W Weideking will have to answer questions in relation to the dissappearance of Rear-Admiral's newly kitted out bullet-proof Dodge Pickup from the deck of the USS Eisenhower and how it was found 2027 miles away smashed into the side of a Ralph Lauren at Bicester Outlet Village in Northamptonshire, England.

Reconstruction of the prank by Steve LB

Rear Admiral's Dodge Rear!

Reporter Simon Mattinson (Carrera4 publication)

THE WINNER well done carrera4boy......most inventive category (and funny)

 

[carreraboy]

Two bottles of Chateau 2006 meisterdergrossenwinnneienleichtbaurenenerennsportennen await presentation at the next gig......

 

[carrera4boy]

Where the hell did i leave the safety car from today's Ring visit?

Thanks Des....and well done Allan. I look forward to the ceremony.[]

Always liked that Des bloke[]

 

[Melv]

It was a tough meeting and a difficult decision, but after much heated argument and a few bottles of Cobra......what the hell, someone has to.....