Cotswold Cruise - Cornbury House - 7th June
- Thread starter BartyB
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James,
How dare people laugh at the new Hi Vis wear. Epiwotsits are the new next big thing. A tour de force in the fashion world. Fashionistas will be forming a disorderly queue for them: you wait and see. You will be vindicated!!! My sypathy if these distinctive design features were the cause of the derision. However, I think the pointing was actually to do with the so called "patina" on your vehicle. For those of you unfamiliar with the word in connection with James it just means dirt and lots of it. In fact masses of it. CWTs (remember that abreviation for a weight? of course you don't) of it. Metric tonnes of it. So much that it has blunted the 0 to 60 time significantly and that a stop watch is useless and a calendar far more appropriate in timing the car. So slow in fact that James will have to join the MG car club.
Enough of this frivolity.
Where did all the sausages disappear to? Someone needs to break this silence of conspiracy. Or is it conspiracy of silence?
OAP Working up to a sleep.
Who started all this nonsense? Alan you are supposed to be in charge of R31 so get a grip man!
How dare people laugh at the new Hi Vis wear. Epiwotsits are the new next big thing. A tour de force in the fashion world. Fashionistas will be forming a disorderly queue for them: you wait and see. You will be vindicated!!! My sypathy if these distinctive design features were the cause of the derision. However, I think the pointing was actually to do with the so called "patina" on your vehicle. For those of you unfamiliar with the word in connection with James it just means dirt and lots of it. In fact masses of it. CWTs (remember that abreviation for a weight? of course you don't) of it. Metric tonnes of it. So much that it has blunted the 0 to 60 time significantly and that a stop watch is useless and a calendar far more appropriate in timing the car. So slow in fact that James will have to join the MG car club.
Enough of this frivolity.
Where did all the sausages disappear to? Someone needs to break this silence of conspiracy. Or is it conspiracy of silence?
OAP Working up to a sleep.
Who started all this nonsense? Alan you are supposed to be in charge of R31 so get a grip man!
CWT, abbreviation of weight? I thought it was Comes With Tarnish, as my car has loads.
Hang on my car can do 60, it's too fast for the Ferrari club as recovery trucks are limited to 56, I would be the fasted one.
The MG club would be an option but I think I will keep my options open, I would need a club where patina and hi-viz is appreciated.
Hang on I am already in the Porsche Club.
Hang on my car can do 60, it's too fast for the Ferrari club as recovery trucks are limited to 56, I would be the fasted one.
The MG club would be an option but I think I will keep my options open, I would need a club where patina and hi-viz is appreciated.
Hang on I am already in the Porsche Club.
BartyB
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Ich dachte, Sie würden gerne wissen dass SchwarzeKreise (Deutschland) offert die neue Pirelli Sommerniederquerschnittswurst:
Ich verstehe, dass es hat sehr hohe im ADAC Sommerwursttest.
Hr. Bartlett
Oberhauptmann R31 (erste klasse und bar)
Die Cotswold Region - Vorsprung durch frivolitäten
BartyB
New member
We started off with a thread about a BBQ and we progress to talking about hi-viz leisure wear, recruitment and then on to low profile sausages with superb traction, road holding and wet grip properties. So we're still on topic then? [
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Hr. Bartlett
Oberhauptmann R31 (erste klasse und bar)
Die Cotswold Region - Vorsprung durch frivolitäten
]Hr. Bartlett
Oberhauptmann R31 (erste klasse und bar)
Die Cotswold Region - Vorsprung durch frivolitäten
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