Charles,
Let me be the last to thank you for a grand day out. Maybe next time I will try to (a) keep the ball on the fairway and (b) check that I'm playing with the right ball! My colleague Brian had a great time, not to mention a fairly sound score, but then he is a pretty serious golfer.
The meal was excellent too. Maybe next time I will pay for it (joking of course)!!
And here's a relevant wee joke - with apologies to any blondes looking on...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf
balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The
puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long
time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked;
'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'