Oulton Park 9th November

[rob.kellock]

Brilliant day thanks Brian.

Shame you couldn't make it.

Jeremy and I will be able to bore you for hours on Wednesday but don't believe a word he says!! Blue flag, what blue flag?? Thought the marshals may have noticed I was in reverse gear waiting for a red 996 turbo to catch up. Again. Again.

 

[zeb]

The lady she doth protest too much.....[]

 

[rob.kellock]

 

[vitesse]

To the music of ABBA(sorry,can't do a backwards B)

Dancing queen--Handbag queen--da da da dada---

 

[zeb]

ORIGINAL: rob.kellock

no no no

you need one in blue []

 

[rob.kellock]

The second word is "off" []

 

[vitesse]

Dance?

 

[rob.kellock]

I'll get me coat...








oops, sorry Jez[]

 

[zeb]

so youve got it then.....? [][]

 

[rob.kellock]

I wish I had mate. Although the joke probably wouldn't be funny 5 days later - I thought Colin and Dean had hidden it for a laugh at first...

 

[vitesse]

ORIGINAL: zeb

so youve got it then.....? [][]

Got the joke or got the coat -your seriously intelligent posts baffle me-in any case I only do things seriously[&o]

 

[rob.kellock]

See post #32 above - poor Zeb suffered theft of coat at Oulton last week. Was hanging on the wall in our garage. You must have left by the time we noticed (and are clearly a rubbish security guard).

 

[vitesse]

I was there when the mysterious case of the missing Zebcoat unfortunately came to light,but what that's got to do with pink "ladie's" handbags & suggestions that Dean & I could collude to make this coat of many colours dissappear,escapes me.
To be frank ,even if I am Colin,I think you should be more concerned with the missing petrol from both of you's petrol tanks-now there's a real mystery.[8|]

 

[rob.kellock]

ORIGINAL: rob.kellock

I was in reverse gear waiting for a red 996 turbo to catch up. Again.

ORIGINAL: zeb

The lady she doth protest too much.....[]

ORIGINAL: rob.kellock

Come on Vitesse, keep up at the back...

I took the mickey out of Zeb.

He reciprocated.

The handbag is the internationally recognised symbol for "Oooohhh, get you / girly fight" as demonstrated on the popular light entertainment show "Shooting Stars" with hosts Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.

Bob Mortimer is a fully qualified solicitor who famously represented an under arrest Jarvis Cocker at the police station after the Sheffield based rocker invaded the stage during Michael Jackson's performance of "Earth Song" at the 1996 Brit Awards.

Zeb is a Sheffield based rocker and I qualified as a solicitor in 1996 but that is just coincidence.

Does that help? See you tomorrow night hopefully, hope you are having a successful week.

 

[zeb]

well rob....if he was confused before.....[]

 

[Peter_Bull]

He's not the only one thats confused either! [][]

 

[vitesse]

Peter,thank you for your support-I'll wear it always.[]
Anyway,Rob,how can you take the mickey out of Zeb-unless his middle name is Michael!
The other aspects don't show-so how would I know?

Case seems to be going well-I was in the witness stand for over a day-my brief this evening thinks the Judge will already be starting his summing up although,he has still to cross examine the defendant's expert(was our joint expert but was found to have been illicitly communicated with) & the defendant,tomorrow.I am still keeping my fingers crossed & don't know whether I will get to the meeting tomorrow night,if we have to celebrate

 

[rob.kellock]

You'll do well to finish tomorrow. Fingers crossed eh?

 

[Peter_Bull]

ORIGINAL: VITESSE

........ Case seems to be going well ............

Whats the case then Colin?

 

[zeb]

I can confirm its nothing to do with my coat peter....[]

best of luck colin, all rooting for you mate